...I'll keep on dancing.

Bayonetta.

Is awesome.

I have no friggin' clue what's going on, but it's insanely cool and I have no idea why. It's a pretty solid game, and the combat is stylized so much it would make the Unconquered Sun blush. The only thing that kinda mars the whole thing is the music, which seems a bit out of place ("Fly Me to the Moon" was the last thing I expected to hear while fighting angels in a graveyard, but it's so over-the-top I can't help but love it).

I take back every nasty thing I said about this game.